Introducing the best character of all time. Dr. Hannibal Lecter. This post shall be about him and how much ass he kicks.



















What makes him kick so much ass u may ask. Why would a cannibalistic sociopath deserve such an honor?

Well first of all, notice the distinguished widow's peak. As the wikipedia page would have told you, the widows peak is often associated with vampires and is therefore very cool.

He also possesses 6 fingers fully functional fingers on his left hand, a trait not very commonly seen as most people with that condition have a 6th finger which is deformed and not functional. This too, makes him exceptional and very cool.

He also, despite his small stature, appears few inches taller and exudes a lordly aura. Oh and did I mention that he is supposed to be of some royal decent? That kicks ass.

Physical features aside, Dr. Lecter is what people would call a Renaissance man, or polymath, for the intellectually challenged. A man skilled in many different disciplines. He is an exceptional doctor, an excellent artist, a skilled fighter and et cetera. That makes him very cool.

Mentally, Lecter is also above average. Unlike most serial killers who succumb to their urges, he however, controls them. He kills selectively, finishing off the morally corrupt and the mentally weak. This is a level of self discipline often unattainable by most people as the ultimate demonstration of self control lies not in abstinence but rather, moderation.

Hannibal Rising opens around this time. Go and watch it. There are the rest also, Silence Of The Lambs, Red Dragon and Hannibal. Go watch all of them. Anybody who didn't watch all 4 Hannibal movies deserves to die.